Do you often feel lonely and sad? Do you long for romance and are willing to do whatever it takes to meet that special person? Speaking another language could revolutionize your love life! So, why wait? Learning how to say ‘love’ in Dutch could be just what you need to find it.

Or perhaps you were lucky, and have found your Dutch partner already. Fantastic! Yet, a cross-cultural relationship comes with unique challenges. Learning how to speak your lover’s language will greatly improve your communication and enhance the relationship. At DutchPod101, our team will teach you all the words, quotes and phrases you need to woo your Dutch lover with excellence! Our tutors provide personal assistance, with plenty of extra material available to make Dutch dating easy for you.

Table of Contents

1. Common Phrases You’ll Need for a Date
2. The Most Romantic Ideas for a Date
3. Must-know Valentine’s Day Vocabulary
4. Dutch Love Phrases for Valentine’s Day
5. Dutch Quotes about Love
6. Marriage Proposal Lines
7. 15 Most Common Break-Up Lines
8. Will Falling in Love Help You Learn Dutch Faster?

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1. Common Phrases You’ll Need for a Date

So, you have met your Dutch love interest. Congratulations! Who knows where this could take you…?! However, the two of you have just met and you’re not ready to say the Dutch word for love just yet. Great, it is better to get to know him/her first. Wow your prospective love by using these Dutch date phrases to set up a spectacular first date.

Would you like to go out to dinner with me?

• Heb je zin om met mij uiteten te gaan ?

The important question! In most cultures, this phrase indicates: ‘I’m romantically interested in you’. Flirting in Dutch is no different, so don’t take your date to Mcdonald’s!

Are you free this weekend?

• Ben je dit weekend vrij?

This is a preamble to asking your love interest on a date. If you get an immediate ‘Yes’, that’s good news!

Would you like to hang out with me?

• Heb je zin om samen iets te gaan doen ?

You like her/him, but you’re not sure if there’s chemistry. Ask them to hang out first to see if a dinner date is next.

What time shall we meet tomorrow?

• Hoe laat zullen we morgen afspreken?

Set a time, and be sure to arrive early! Nothing spoils a potential relationship more than a tardy date.

Where shall we meet?

• Waar zullen we afspreken ?

You can ask this, but also suggest a place.

You look great.

• Je ziet er goed uit.

A wonderful ice breaker! This phrase will help them relax a bit - they probably took great care to look their best just for you.

You are so cute.

• Je bent zo schattig.

If the two of you are getting on really well, this is a fun, flirtatious phrase to use.

What do you think of this place?

• Wat vind je van deze plek?

This another good conversation starter. Show off your Dutch language skills!

Can I see you again?

• Mag ik je nog eens zien ?

So the date went really well - don’t waste time! Make sure you will see each other again.

Shall we go somewhere else?

• Zullen we ergens anders naartoe gaan?

If the place you meet at is not great, you can suggest going elsewhere. It is also a good question to follow the previous one. Variety is the spice of life!

I know a good place.

• Ik weet een leuke plek.

Use this with the previous question. However, don’t say if you don’t know a good place!

I will drive you home.

• Ik zal je naar huis rijden.

If your date doesn’t have transport, this is a polite, considerate offer. However, don’t be offended if she/he turns you down on the first date. Especially a woman might not feel comfortable letting you drive her home when the two of you are still basically strangers.

That was a great evening.

• Dat was een geweldige avond.

This is a good phrase to end the evening with.

When can I see you again?

• Wanneer kan ik je weer zien?

If he/she replied ‘Yes’ to ‘Can I see you again?’, this is the next important question.

I’ll call you.

• Ik zal je bellen.

Say this only if you really mean to do it. In many cultures, this could imply that you’re keeping the proverbial backdoor open.

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2. The Most Romantic Ideas for a Date

You learned all the Dutch phrases to make a date - congratulations! Now you have to decide where to meet, which can be tricky. Discuss these options with your lover to gauge whether you like the same things. Check out romantic date ideas in Dutch below!

museum

• museum

If you’re looking for unique date ideas that are fun but won’t break the bank, museums are the perfect spot! You won’t be running out of things to say in the conversations.

candlelit dinner

• diner bij kaarslicht

A candlelit dinner is perhaps best to reserve for when the relationship is getting serious. It’s very intimate, and says: “Romance!” It’s a fantastic choice if you’re sure you and your date are in love with each other!

go to the zoo

• naar de dierentuin gaan

This is a good choice for shy lovers who want to get the conversation going. Just make sure your date likes zoos, as some people dislike them. Maybe not for the first date, but this is also a great choice if your lover has children - you’ll win his/her adoration for inviting them along!

go for a long walk

• een lange wandeling maken

Need to talk about serious stuff, or just want to relax with your date? Walking together is soothing, and a habit you can keep up together always! Just make sure it’s a beautiful walk that’s not too strenuous.

go to the opera

• naar de opera gaan

This type of date should only be attempted if both of you love the opera. It can be a special treat, followed by a candlelit dinner!

go to the aquarium

• naar een aquarium gaan

Going to the aquarium is another good idea if you need topics for conversation, or if you need to impress your lover’s kids! Make sure your date doesn’t have a problem with aquariums.

walk on the beach

• een strandwandeling maken

This can be a very romantic stroll, especially at night! The sea is often associated with romance and beauty.

have a picnic

• gaan picknicken

If you and your date need to get more comfortable together, this can be a fantastic date. Spending time in nature is soothing and calms the nerves.

cook a meal together

• samen een maaltijd koken

If you want to get an idea of your date’s true character in one go, this is an excellent date! You will quickly see if the two of you can work together in a confined space. If it works, it will be fantastic for the relationship and create a sense of intimacy. If not, you will probably part ways!

have dinner and see a movie

• dineren en naar de film gaan

This is traditional date choice works perfectly well. Just make sure you and your date like the same kind of movies!

3. Must-know Valentine’s Day Vocabulary

Expressing your feelings honestly is very important in any relationship all year round. Yet, on Valentine’s Day you really want to shine. Impress your lover this Valentine’s with your excellent vocabulary, and make his/her day! We teach you, in fun, effective ways, the meanings of the words and how to pronounce them. You can also copy the characters and learn how to write ‘I love you’ in Dutch - think how impressed your date will be!

4. Dutch Love Phrases for Valentine’s Day

So, you now have the basic Valentine’s Day vocabulary under your belt. Well done! But, do you know how to say ‘I love you’ in Dutch yet? Or perhaps you are still only friends. So, do you know how to say ‘I like you’ or ‘I have a crush on you’ in Dutch? No? Don’t worry, here are all the love phrases you need to bowl over your Dutch love on this special day!

I love you.

• Ik hou van je.

Saying ‘I love you’ in Dutch carries the same weight as in all languages. Use this only if you’re sure and sincere about your feelings for your partner/friend.

You mean so much to me.

• Je betekent ontzettend veel voor me.

This is a beautiful expression of gratitude that will enhance any relationship! It makes the receiver feel appreciated and their efforts recognized.

Will you be my Valentine?

• Wil jij mijn Valentijn zijn?

With these words, you are taking your relationship to the next level! Or, if you have been a couple for a while, it shows that you still feel the romance. So, go for it!

You’re so beautiful.

• Je bent zo mooi.

If you don’t know how to say ‘You’re pretty’ in Dutch, this is a good substitute, gentlemen!

I think of you as more than a friend.

• Ik zie in jou in meer dan alleen een vriend.

Say this if you are not yet sure that your romantic feelings are reciprocated. It is also a safe go-to if you’re unsure about the Dutch dating culture.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

• Honderd harten zijn te weinig om al mijn liefde voor je te dragen.

You romantic you…! When your heart overflows with love, this would be the best phrase to use.

Love is just love. It can never be explained.

• Liefde is gewoon liefde. Er is geen verklaring voor.

If you fell in love unexpectedly or inexplicably, this one’s for you.

You’re so handsome.

• Je bent zo knap.

Ladies, this phrase lets your Dutch love know how much you appreciate his looks! Don’t be shy to use it; men like compliments too.

I’ve got a crush on you.

• Ik ben verliefd op je.

If you like someone, but you’re unsure about starting a relationship, it would be prudent to say this. It simply means that you like someone very, very much and think they’re amazing.

You make me want to be a better man.

• Je zorgt er voor dat ik een betere man wil zijn.

Gentlemen, don’t claim this phrase as your own! It hails from the movie ‘As Good as it Gets’, but it is sure to make your Dutch girlfriend feel very special. Let her know that she inspires you!

Let all that you do be done in love.

• Laat alles wat je doet uit naam van de liefde zijn.

We hope.

You are my sunshine, my love.

• Mijn liefste, jij bent mijn zonneschijn.

A compliment that lets your lover know they bring a special quality to your life. Really nice!

Words can’t describe my love for you.

• Woorden kunnen mijn liefde voor jou niet omschrijven.

Better say this when you’re feeling serious about the relationship! It means that your feelings are very intense.

We were meant to be together.

• Wij zijn voor elkaar bestemd.

This is a loving affirmation that shows you see a future together, and that you feel a special bond with your partner.

If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in love.

• Als je aan iemand denk terwijl je dit leest ben je zeker verliefd.

Here’s something fun to tease your lover with. And hope he/she was thinking of you!

5. Dutch Quotes about Love

You’re a love champ! You and your Dutch lover are getting along fantastically, your dates are awesome, your Valentine’s Day together was spectacular, and you’re very much in love. Good for you! Here are some beautiful phrases of endearment in Dutch that will remind him/her who is in your thoughts all the time.

6. Marriage Proposal Lines

Wow. Your Dutch lover is indeed the love of your life - congratulations! And may only happiness follow the two of you! In most traditions, the man asks the woman to marry; this is also the Dutch custom. Here are a few sincere and romantic lines that will help you to ask your lady-love for her hand in marriage.

7. 15 Most Common Break-Up Lines

Instead of moving towards marriage or a long-term relationship, you find that the spark is not there for you. That is a pity! But even though breaking up is never easy, continuing a bad or unfulfilling relationship would be even harder. Remember to be kind to the person you are going to say goodbye to; respect and sensitivity cost nothing. Here are some phrases to help you break up gently.

8. Will Falling in Love help you Learn Dutch faster?

Most people will agree that the above statement is a no-brainer - of course it will! Your body will be flooded with feel-good hormones, which are superb motivators for anything. DutchPod101 is one of the best portals to help help make this a reality, so don’t hesitate to enroll now! Let’s quickly look at the reasons why falling in love will speed up your learning of the Dutch language.

Three Reasons Why Having a Lover will Help you Learn Dutch Faster!

1- Being in a love relationship with your Dutch speaking partner will immerse you in the culture
DutchPod101 uses immersive methods and tools to teach you Dutch, but having a relationship with a native speaker will be a very valuable addition to your learning experience! You will gain exposure to their world, realtime and vividly, which will make the language come alive even more for you. The experience is likely to expand your world-view, which should motivate you to learn Dutch even faster.

2- Having your Dutch romantic partner will mean more opportunity to practice speaking
Nothing beats continuous practice when learning a new language. Your partner will probably be very willing to assist you in this, as your enhanced Dutch language skills will enhance the relationship. Communication is, after all, one of the most important pillars of a good partnership. Also, you will get to impress your lover with the knowledge gained through your studies - a win/win situation!

3- A supportive Dutch lover is likely to make a gentle, patient teacher and study aid!
With his/her heart filled with love and goodwill for you, your Dutch partner is likely to patiently and gently correct your mistakes when you speak. This goes not only for grammar, but also for accent and meaning. With his/her help, you could sound like a native in no time!

Three Reasons Why DutchPod101 helps you learn Dutch Even Faster when you’re In Love

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1- All the Resources and Materials Will Help Both of You
Falling in love with a man or woman speaking Dutch is an opportunity for both of you to learn a new language! For this reason, every lesson, transcript, vocabulary list, and resource at DutchPod101 is translated into both English and Dutch. So, while your partner can help you learn Dutch faster, you can potentially also help him/her learn and master English!

2- Lessons Are Designed to Help You Understand and Engage with Dutch Culture
At DutchPod101, our focus is to help our students learn practical vocabulary and phrases used by everyday people in Netherlands. This means that, from your very first lesson, you can apply what you learn immediately! So, when your Dutch partner wants to go out to a restaurant, play Pokemon Go, or attend just about any social function, you have the vocabulary and phrases necessary to have a great time!

3- Access to Special Resources Dedicated to Romantic Dutch Phrases
You now have access to DutchPod101’s specially-developed sections and tools to teach you love words, phrases, and cultural insights to help you find and attract your Dutch soul mate. A personal tutor will assist you to master these brilliantly - remember to invite him/her to your wedding!

So, you’re heading for the Netherlands to travel or work. Awesome! You’re in for an amazing adventure! It’s a beautiful country, steeped in a rich culture that may be very unlike your own.

However, showing respect to the locals is a big deal in every country around the world. A respectful manner and attitude could open doors for you that would otherwise remain mystifyingly closed. Aside from just knowing ‘Thank you’ in Dutch, greeting someone correctly in Dutch could incline a local to treat you more favorably than otherwise! So, the clever thing to do would be to learn Dutch greetings before you embark on your journey. Dutch greetings are different from other languages and probably not what you’d expect. But if learning how to say ‘Hello!’ in Dutch in easy and fun ways is important to you, you’ve come to the right place at DutchPod101.

1. Must-Know Dutch Greetings

Start straight away with this greeting lesson. It’s short, but it packs a punch!

This short, but powerful lesson teaches you the basic ways to greet someone correctly in Dutch! At DutchPod101, you will be taught the correct pronunciation and intonation, as well as the correct times to greet in Dutch. And you will have fun!

The focus of this lesson is Greetings in Dutch

Topic 1: How to say “Hello” in Dutch

1. The most-used informal greeting is Hallo! which means “Hi” or “Hello.” We should only use this greeting with friends or
relatives.
2. The most-used *formal* greetings will change depending on the time of day. Let’s start with: Goedendag! Literally this means
“good day.” As a rule of thumb, we can use goedendag only during the daytime—from late morning until early evening. In the morning, we
say Goedemorgen, “good morning!” During the evening we say: Goedenavond! Goed is Dutch
for “good.” Dag, “morgen,” and avond means “day,” “morning,” and “evening,” respectively.
3. What should you say when you leave? Dutch people usually say Tot ziens when leaving in a formal situation. Tot ziens
means “good-bye.” If we say “good-bye” to friends or our relatives, we use the informal word Dag! You can also say
Doei! The expression doei! is commonly used in informal situations.

Language Tip!

In formal situations, Dutch people commonly greet each other by shaking hands. On the other hand, if we meet someone we are very friendly with, we kiss each other on both cheeks, usually two or three times. Don’t be afraid to do it with your Dutch friends—it’s normal!

2. Common Ways to Say Hello in Dutch

Standing at the airport in a foreign country for the first time can be a somewhat scary experience for anyone, especially if you need assistance. However, don’t worry - at DutchPod101 we teach you how to quickly get a local’s attention with friendly, correct Dutch greetings! You are more likely to get helped this way.

Here is our Dutch greetings list of all the general ways to address a person upon meeting. It is tailored for formal and informal situations.

1- Good morning.

Goedemorgen

‘Good morning’ in Dutch is acceptable any time between approximately 5:30am and 12:00pm, when the day is still young. And smile - it’s the universal ice-breaker!

2- Good evening

Goedenavond

This greeting is one you would use casually when night begins to fall. Address your friends, close family or close acquaintances, and those who are not your superiors, with this phrase.

3- How are you?

Hoe gaat het?

Show your friendly interest in another person’s well-being by asking this question. This is the casual greeting form that you would use with your friends and family. For the sake of the friendship, it would be good to listen carefully to the answer! It shows caring and selflessness on your part.

4- How have you been?

Hoe is het met je?

This is a good question to ask someone you have not seen for a while. The inference is that some catching-up is needed!

5- What’s up?

Hoe gaat het?

An universally informal and energetic way to greet your friends or equals! Literally, it means ‘What’s going on in your life?’, yet often no answer is expected. It’s just a greeting! Crazy, right?!

6- Long time no see.

Tijd niet gezien.

This phrase means is another greeting comment that means “I have not seen you for a while!” Often, no response is expected, except to reciprocate.

7- Hey!

Hey!

This is a friendly exclamation to greet your friends or equals with. Reserve its use more for people you see regularly!

8- Good afternoon.

Goedemiddag

‘Good afternoon’ in Dutch is an informal greeting and is used during the second part of the day. The appropriate period falls, in most cultures, from 12:00am till sunset.

9- How’s it going?

Hoe gaat het?

This greeting phrase basically means the same as ‘How are things progressing?’, ‘How are things going in your life?’ or even ‘What’s up?’ Depending on the friendship, a lengthy answer is not always expected.

10- It’s nice to see you again.

Het is goed om je weer te zien.

This friendly, welcoming phrase is best used after greeting someone you have not seen for a while. If you mean it, you will make the person feel special! This is a good thing to say to make someone feel welcome in Dutch.

11- How’s everything?

Hoe gaat het met alles?

This is a variation of ‘How’s it going?’ Use casually with your equals or close acquaintances.

12- How’s your day?

Hoe is je dag?

Ask this when you’re speaking to your Dutch friend during the day. It’s a friendly phrase to start a conversation with.

13- Yo!

Yo!

Yo! is English slang and a universal greeting popular among young men of most nationalities. Rather don’t answer the phone with this, unless you know your caller well!

14- Hello!

Hallo!

Suitable for use in most settings, situations and persons, this is an important Dutch greeting to know. Be sure to master this word first at DutchPod101!

15- It’s nice to meet you.

Het is leuk u te ontmoeten.

When meeting someone for the first time, this is a polite and friendly way to welcome them. It means you are happy to make their acquaintance.

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1- Video Presentations with Native Speakers

Friendly native Dutch speakers guide you step-by-step through the process of learning vocabulary, phrases and much more. They demonstrate correct pronunciation and emphasis of the words, so as to ensure that you speak like a native when you’re done! Watching the enthusiastic tutors makes not only for a pleasant and more personal experience - it also allows you to copy mouth and lip movements. It’s like learning from your own Dutch friend in your own home!

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3- Pronunciation Tool Ensures You Really Speak Dutch!

In any language, correct pronunciation is often crucial. The nuances in language require this, or you could find yourself saying things you don’t mean. You will find our Pronunciation Tool invaluable to wrap your mouth around the correct way to greet in Dutch!

4- Our Content is Always New and Dynamic

Every week, new audio and video lessons are uploaded, so as to keep our promise that learning Dutch with DutchPod101 is always fun and exciting! In addition, you will get access to bonus material and basic Dutch phrases. These are a fantastic way to build your comprehension and speaking skills!

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Most everyone is familiar with this day, as it is celebrated nearly everywhere the world. Yet, when exactly is April Fools’ Day? And where did April Fools come from? April Fools’ Day is observed on April 1st every year. This day of jokes and pranks is believed to have stemmed from the 16th-century calendar change in France, when New Year’s Day was moved from April 1 to January 1. This action was taken due to the adoption of the Gregorian calendar.

However, a few people were resistant to the calendar change, so they continued to observe New Year’s Day on April 1st, rather than the new date. They were referred to as the “April Fools”, and others started playing mocking tricks on them. This custom endured, and is practiced to this day around the world!

Table of Contents

1. Top One Million Words You Need to Know for April Fools’ Day
2. Dutch Phrases You Can Use on April Fools’ Day
3. Some of the Coolest April Fools’ Pranks To Play on Anybody
4. How Can DutchPod101 Make Your April Fools’ Day Special?
5. Top 1000 Most Useful Phrases in Dutch - Testing New Technology

1. Top One Million Words You Need to Know for April Fools’ Day

Do you want to know how to say April Fools’ Day in Dutch? Well, there are millions of ways and words, but here are the top one million Dutch words you really need to know! Simply click this link. Here are some of them you will find useful:

1. joke - grap maken
2. funny - grappig
3. prank - geintje
4. humor - humor
5. lie - liegen
6. fool - dwaas
7. deceptive - misleidend
8. surprise - verrassen
9. sneaky - stiekem
10. prankster - grappenmaker
11. April 1st - één april
12. play a joke - een grap uithalen

2. Dutch Phrases You Can Use on April Fools’ Day

Don’t limit yourself to practical jokes - use these April Fools’ phrases in Dutch to prank your favorite Dutch friend or colleague!

1. I learned Dutch in 1 month.
   • Ik leerde Nederlands in 1 maand.
2. All classes for today got canceled.
   • Alle lessen voor vandaag zijn uitgevallen.
3. I’m sorry, but I’ve just broken your favorite pair of glasses.
   • Het spijt me, maar ik heb zojuist je favoriete bril gebroken.
4. Someone has just hit your car.
   • Iemand rijdt net tegen je auto aan.
5. I’m getting married.
   • Ik ga trouwen.
6. You won a free ticket.
   • Je hebt een gratis kaartje gewonnen.
7. I saw your car being towed.
   • Ik zag je auto worden weggesleept.
8. They’re giving away free gift cards in front of the building.
   • Ze zijn gratis cadeaubonnen aan het weggeven aan de voorkant van het gebouw.
9. A handsome guy is waiting for you outside.
   • Een knappe man staat buiten op je te wachten.
10. A beautiful lady asked me to give this phone number to you.
    • Een mooie dame vroeg me om dit telefoonnummer aan jou geven.
11. Can you come downstairs? I have something special for you.
    • Kun je naar beneden komen? Ik heb iets speciaals voor je.
12. Thank you for your love letter this morning. I never could have guessed your feelings.
    • Dank je wel voor je liefdesbrief vanmorgen. Ik had je gevoelens nooit kunnen raden.

Choose your victims carefully, though; the idea is to get them to laugh with you, not to hurt their feelings or humiliate them in front of others. Be extra careful if you choose to play a prank on your boss - you don’t want to antagonize them with an inappropriate joke.

3. Some of the Coolest April Fools’ Pranks To Play on Anybody

Right, now that you know the top million April Fools’ words in Dutch, let’s look at some super pranks and tricks to play on friends, colleagues and family. Some April Fools ideas never grow old, while new ones are born every year.

Never joke in such a way that it hurts anyone, or humiliates them badly in front of others - the idea is for everybody to laugh and enjoy the fun! Respect is still key, no matter what day of the year it is.

1- Infestation

This trick is so simple, yet so creepy, it’s almost unbelievable. Take black paper, cut out the silhouette of a giant cockroach, a spider or another insect, and stick it inside the lampshade of a table lamp. When the lamp is switched on, it will look like a monstrous insect is sitting inside the lampshade. Or, get a whole lot of realistic-looking plastic insects, and spread them over a colleague’s desk and chair, or, at home, over the kids’ beds etc. Creep-factor: stellar.

2- Which One Doesn’t Fit?

Put the photo of a celebrity or a notorious politician in a frame, and take it to work on April Fools’ Day. Hang the photo on the staff picture wall, and wait. You’ll be surprised how long it can take for people to notice that one picture doesn’t fit.

3- Something Weird in the Restroom

At work, replace the air freshener in the restroom with something noxious like insect killer, oven cleaner or your own odious mixture in a spray bottle. Be sure to cover the bottle’s body so no one suspects a swap.

Or paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish, and leave it at the hand wash basin. It will not lather.

Or, if your workplace’s restroom has partitioned toilets with short doors, arrange jeans or trousers and shoes on all but one of the toilet covers, so it looks like every stall is occupied. Now wait for complaints, and see how long it takes for someone to figure out the April Fools’ Day prank. You’ll probably wish you had a camera inside the restroom. But, unless you don’t mind getting fired, don’t put your own recording device in there!

4- Call Me Funny

Prepare and print out a few posters with the following instructions: Lion Roar Challenge! Call this number - 123-456-7890 - and leave your best lion’s roar as voicemail! Best roarer will be announced April 10 in the cafeteria. Prize: $100. (Lion’s roar is just an example; you can use any animal call, or even a movie character’s unique sound, such as Chewbacca from Star Wars. The weirder, the funnier. Obviously!) Put the posters up in the office where most of the staff is likely to see them. Now wait for the owner of the number to visit you with murderous intent. Have a conciliatory gift ready that’s not a prank.

5- Minty Cookies

This is another simple but hugely effective prank - simply separate iced cookies, scrape off the icing, and replace it with toothpaste. Serve during lunch or tea break at work, or put in your family’s lunch boxes. Be sure to take photos of your victim’s faces when they first bite into your April Fools’ cookies.

6- Wild Shopping

At your local grocer, place a realistic-looking plastic snake or spider among the fresh vegetables. Now wait around the corner for the first yell.

7- The Oldest Trick in the Book

Don’t forget probably the oldest, yet very effective April Fools’ joke in the book - smearing hand cream or Vaseline on a door handle that most staff, family or friends are likely to use. Yuck to the max!

8- Sneeze On Me

Another golden oldie is also gross, yet harmless and utterly satisfying as a prank. Fill a small spray bottle that you can easily conceal with water. Walk past a friend, colleague or one of your kids, and fake a sneeze while simultaneously spraying them with a bit of water. Expect to be called a totally disgusting person. Add a drop of lovely smelling essential oil to the water for extra confusion.

9- Word Play Repairs

Put a fresh leek in the hand wash basin at home or work, and then tell your housemates or colleagues this: “There’s a huge leak in the restroom/bathroom basin, it’s really serious. Please can someone go have a look?!” Expect exasperation and smiles all around. Note that this prank is only likely to work where people understand English well.

10- Scary Face

Print out a very scary face on an A4 sheet of paper, and place it in a colleague’s, or one of your kid’s drawers, so it’s the first thing they see when they open the drawer. You may not be very popular for a while.

11- Wake Up To Madness

Put foamy shaving cream, or real whipped cream on your hand, and wake your kid up by tickling their nose with it. As long as they get the joke, this could be a wonderful and fun way to start April Fools’ Day.

12- Computer Prank

This one’s fabulous, if you have a bit of time to fiddle with a colleague, friend or your kid’s computer. It is most effective on a computer where most of the icons they use are on the desktop background itself (as opposed to on the bottom task bar).

Take and save a screenshot of their desktop with the icons. Set this screenshot as their background image. Now delete all the working icons. When they return to their computer, wait for the curses when no amount of clicking on the icons works.

13- Monster Under the Cup

This one will also work well anywhere people meet. Take a paper cup, and write the following on it in black pen: “Danger! Don’t lift, big spider underneath.” Place it upside-down on prominent flat surface, such as a kitchen counter, a colleague’s desk or a restaurant table. Expect some truly interesting responses.

14- Prank Door

Write in large letters on a large and noticeable piece of paper: PUSH. Tape this notice on a door that should be pulled to open, and watch the hilarious struggle of those clever souls who actually read signs.

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olifant elephant (noun)

Ik zag een olifant in de dierentuin.
I saw an elephant at the zoo.

De baby olifant speelt met stof in een dierentuin.
The baby elephant is playing with dirt in a zoo.

grijze olifant
gray elephant

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Learn 4 honest reasons you need Dutch slang words and why they are so vital to truly learning and mastering the language.

Teachers may normally cringe at the thought of their students learning Dutch slang words. After all, slang words and phrases are typically defined as being grammatically incorrect. So why would your teacher want you to spend time learning the “wrong way” to speak Dutch? Here are 4 of the top reasons why you should study slang words and expressions when learning Dutch or any new language.

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1. Native Speakers Use Slang Expressions in Everyday Conversation

If you are going to study a foreign language and plan to use it to speak with native speakers, then you have to learn slang words and expressions. Otherwise, just using formal expressions and grammar may alienate you from native speakers and make it more difficult to establish a real connection. So it is best to at least learn some common slang words and expressions if you’re planning to meet or speak socially with someone.

2. Slang Words Are Used All Throughout Dutch Culture

If you turn on any popular Dutch TV show, listen to any song, or watch any movie, you are quickly going to see the value of learning Dutch slang phrases. Just like everyday conversations between native speakers, Dutch culture is filled with slang phrases and expressions. Without at least some knowledge of the more common slang phrases, popular culture and most conversations will be very confusing and potentially alienating.

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3. Slang Expressions Help You Better Express Your True Thoughts and Feelings

Only relying on formal grammar and vocabulary is very limiting, especially in social situations. Just like in your native language, using the appropriate Dutch slang words can help you express a broader range of emotions, thoughts, and feelings.

4. Proper Use of Slang Makes You Sound More Natural

We’ve all met foreigners who technically used formal language perfectly but still sounded odd and well….foreign. But when you use the right slang words and expressions, you will sound more natural and like a true native speaker. If you notice, even most politicians include a sprinkling of slang expressions and words throughout their speeches to help them sound more natural and to better connect with the audience.

The Dark Side of Slang Expressions

Learning Dutch slang words can indeed help you sound more natural, better understand the people and culture, and make integration much easier. However, there is a dark side: using the wrong slang expressions can also make you look foolish, uneducated, and potentially disrespectful.

But how do you know which slang words or phrases to use and when?

The truth is that you can’t learn the most modern and appropriate slang words in textbooks or formal classroom settings. By the time the information gets incorporated into a formal curriculum, it’s already outdated and no longer in use by actual Dutch people. And while you can learn current slang expressions from Dutch TV shows, movies, songs, and games, you may not understand the context. If that happens, you may use the right Dutch slang words but in the wrong situation and still look like a fool or possibly even offend someone.

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Dutch slang words and expressions may be grammatically incorrect but they are vital to truly understanding and immersing yourself in the culture. In fact, it will be very difficult to fully understand any movie, TV show, song, game, or even 1-on-1 conversation without knowing a few of the more common slang expressions.

However, it is important to learn the proper context and use of even popular slang expressions or you may come across as confusing, disrespectful, or uneducated.
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Listening to Dutch audio content in the car is a good way to learn
This is because it is a fun and efficient way to learn. With DutchPod101.com podcasts, you will be able to discover Dutch culture through topics about everyday life. Instead of the radio, listen to a Dutch podcast adapted to your level, from Absolute Beginner to Advanced, and you will make progress sooner that you would expect!

You can listen to Dutch music in the car
Did you know that you can learn Dutch by singing while driving? Listen to songs from cartoon or drama and try to identify some words you learned.

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When you’re driving alone, you can be as loud as you want – there is nothing better for remembering your Dutch lessons than repeating loudly, again and again. Next time you see a driver who seems to be talking alone, you will know he or she is just learning Dutch!

You can learn through repetition with your passengers
If there are passengers in the car, it can be more stimulating to learn together. You can set a role play with Dutch dialogues. With DutchPod101.com, you can download all the lessons transcript including the dialogues, as a PDF. Print it out and have some fun speaking in Dutch!

One of the passengers can answer the quiz available on each of our lessons, while another can correct that person. Listening to someone at a more advanced level of Dutch or a better accent is positive and helps you improve.

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kalender calendar (noun)

Ik heb onze feestdag aangeven op de kalender.
I marked our anniversary on the calendar.

kalendermaand
calendar month

dagkalender
day calendar

een kalenderjaar
one calendar year

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morgen tomorrow (noun)

Morgen is het woensdag en de dag erna is het donderdag.
Tomorrow is Wednesday, and the day after tomorrow is Thursday.

Morgen is het mijn verjaardag.
Tomorrow is my birthday.

Het wordt morgen zonnig.
It will be sunny tomorrow.

Zie je morgen!
See you tomorrow!

morgenmiddag
tomorrow afternoon

morgen om tien over tien (10:10)
tomorrow at 10:10

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